[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.digielias.cz\/muzske-zbrane-jak-sbalit-holku\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.digielias.cz\/muzske-zbrane-jak-sbalit-holku\/","headline":"Mu\u017esk\u00e9 zbran\u011b, jak sbalit holku","name":"Mu\u017esk\u00e9 zbran\u011b, jak sbalit holku","description":"V moment\u011b, kdy\u017e se mu\u017e rozhodne vyrazit na lov, dok\u00e1\u017ee zapojit v\u0161echny zbran\u011b a vyu\u017e\u00edt","datePublished":"2019-11-11","dateModified":"2023-06-02","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.digielias.cz\/author\/devene\/#Person","name":"devene","url":"https:\/\/www.digielias.cz\/author\/devene\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f7b3e8bb7f7cc0c6ca940e74a10b952be4c7d81de8a980387c865f88889f02e3?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f7b3e8bb7f7cc0c6ca940e74a10b952be4c7d81de8a980387c865f88889f02e3?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"digielias.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.digielias.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a361094_w3389_t1574534707.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.digielias.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a361094_w3389_t1574534707.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.digielias.cz\/muzske-zbrane-jak-sbalit-holku\/","about":["Mu\u017ei\r"],"wordCount":601,"articleBody":"V moment\u011b, kdy\u017e se mu\u017e rozhodne vyrazit na lov, dok\u00e1\u017ee zapojit v\u0161echny zbran\u011b a vyu\u017e\u00edt v\u0161ech sv\u00fdch kvalit, aby dos\u00e1hl sv\u00e9ho c\u00edle. Kdy\u017e se v baru, nebo klidn\u011b i v knihovn\u011b zakouk\u00e1 do sv\u00e9ho vyhl\u00e9dnut\u00e9ho prot\u011bj\u0161ku, u\u017eije vlastn\u00edch nejlep\u0161\u00edch metod a p\u0159ednost\u00ed, aby dostal \u017eenskou nebo chlapa do sv\u00e9 s\u00edt\u011b. O jak\u00e9 nej\u010dast\u011bj\u0161\u00ed zbran\u011b jde? Metrosexu\u00e1lJedn\u00e1 se o typ mu\u017ee, kter\u00fd m\u00e1 dokonal\u00fd vzhled, st\u00e1le o sebe pe\u010duje, chod\u00ed perfektn\u011b obl\u00e9kan\u00fd a u\u010desan\u00fd a holky dok\u00e1\u017ee sbalit jen d\u00edky sv\u00e9mu zevn\u011bj\u0161ku. Co je ale pod touto slupkou bo\u017esk\u00e9ho t\u011bla je prav\u00fd opak. Takov\u00fd chl\u00e1pek m\u00e1 v\u011bt\u0161inou dutou hlavu, a kdy\u017e se k n\u011bmu lehce p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017e\u00edte, uc\u00edt\u00edte lehk\u00fd v\u00e1nek, jak prosvi\u0161t\u00ed u\u0161ima. Posilkova\u010dSv\u016fj ve\u0161ker\u00fd voln\u00fd \u010das tr\u00e1v\u00ed v posilovn\u011b a kdykoliv \u017een\u011b uk\u00e1\u017ee jen n\u00e1znak sv\u00fdch biceps\u016f a triceps\u016f, okam\u017eit\u011b se j\u00ed podlom\u00ed kolena. V moment\u011b, kdy v\u0161ak v posteli zjist\u00ed, \u017ee v kalhot\u00e1ch m\u00e1 \u017e\u00ed\u017ealu Julii, dojde j\u00ed, \u017ee si sv\u00fdmi namakan\u00fdmi bic\u00e1ky jen kompenzuje sv\u016fj spodek. Oproti metrosexualovi, pan posilk\u00e1\u010d m\u00e1 v hlav\u011b alespo\u0148 n\u011bco. RomantikAch, ta bo\u017esk\u00e1 romantika. Jakou \u017eenu by to neoslnilo. Kone\u010dn\u011b mu\u017e, kter\u00fd se j\u00ed nesna\u017e\u00ed okam\u017eit\u011b dostat do kalhotek. Kupuje j\u00ed kv\u011btiny, chov\u00e1 se mile a sv\u016fdn\u011b a milostnou noc oddaluje, jak jen se d\u00e1. Co je ale moc, to je moc. Kdy\u017e je sex oddalov\u00e1n a\u017e moc, jeho l\u00e1ska to neustoj\u00ed a zahne mu s prvn\u00edm chl\u00e1pkem, kter\u00e9ho uvid\u00ed na baru. Boh\u00e1\u010dJeho hlavn\u00ed zbroj\u00ed jsou pen\u00edze. \u010c\u00edm v\u00edc, t\u00edm l\u00edp. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e1 \u017eena neodol\u00e1 spoust\u011b pen\u011bz\u016fm, mnoha drah\u00fdm \u0161perk\u016fm nebo r\u016f\u017e\u00edm. A\u0165 u\u017e se jedn\u00e1 o zal\u00e1skovanou \u017eenskou nebo b\u011bhnu, v\u0161echny se p\u0159it\u00e1hnou na boh\u00e1\u010de, kter\u00fd obvykle moc kr\u00e1sy nepobral, vzato se spol\u00e9h\u00e1 na svou pen\u011b\u017eenku. Jako moucha do pavou\u010d\u00ed s\u00edt\u011b. Nejlep\u0161\u00ed k\u00e1mo\u0161 foreverKdo \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee kluk a holka nemohou b\u00fdt nejlep\u0161\u00ed kamar\u00e1di, tak kec\u00e1. Obvykle je j\u00ed po boku, kdy\u017e se rozejde s jej\u00edm p\u0159\u00edtelem, nastavuje j\u00ed rameno, aby se mohla vyplakat, spole\u010dn\u011b se d\u00edvaj\u00ed na romantick\u00e9 filmy, podnikaj\u00ed spolu \u00fa\u017easn\u00e9 akce, ale i tak se kluk spol\u00e9h\u00e1, \u017ee mu jednoho dne d\u00e1. Pravda je v\u0161ak takov\u00e1, \u017ee s n\u00edm do postele nikdy nevleze. Prost\u011b #friendzone. EgoistaTakov\u00fd chl\u00e1pek dok\u00e1\u017ee sv\u016fj c\u00edl ut\u00e1hnout na sv\u00e9 lacin\u00e9 vt\u00edpky, svou sebed\u016fv\u011bru, sv\u00e9 \u017eivotn\u00ed c\u00edle a \u010dasto s\u00e1z\u00ed na l\u017ei. Hraje \u0161pinavou hru. Hlavn\u00edm arzen\u00e1lem tohoto t\u00fdpka je jeho osobnost. Po vzhledov\u00e9 str\u00e1nce ujde, ale p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm s\u00e1z\u00ed na sv\u00e9 jedn\u00e1n\u00ed a cti\u017e\u00e1dostivost. To, jak kr\u00e1sn\u011b vypad\u00e1 bere jako bonus. Popel\u00e1\u0159Kdy\u017e jsou ve spole\u010dnosti v\u0161echny p\u011bkn\u00fd baby rozebr\u00e1ny jin\u00fdmi man\u00edky, co maj\u00ed co nab\u00eddnout, tito kluci, popel\u00e1\u0159i, sb\u00edraj\u00ed zbytky. Obvykle se sezn\u00e1m\u00ed s d\u00edvkami, co jsou tlust\u00fd, hnusn\u00fd a pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b je\u0161t\u011b panny. A\u010dkoliv popel\u00e1\u0159 nem\u00e1 co nab\u00eddnout, proto\u017ee neopl\u00fdv\u00e1 p\u0159en\u00e1dhern\u00fdm vzhledem ani pen\u011bzi, p\u0159i\u017eivuje se na zbytc\u00edch. Podobn\u011b jako psi.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.1\/5 - (8 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Mu\u017esk\u00e9 zbran\u011b, jak sbalit holku","item":"https:\/\/www.digielias.cz\/muzske-zbrane-jak-sbalit-holku\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]